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Wednesday 20 January 2016

Writers on the State of Professional Writing

“We live in a content-saturated world,” your editor shrugs. Your coffee has suddenly gone cold, and so has the conversation.

What she means is that the commodity you’re offering – your writing – is hard to sell, because the web has made written words more readily available than ever. Honing a voice that stands out can feel like an impossible gig to take to the bank – which is where, if you’d listened to your parents, you’d be working, instead of haunting cafes and coffee shops with your laptop, trying to grind out a living as a writer.

The trouble is, for some of us, writing isn’t so much a choice as a necessity, akin to oxygen and Wi-Fi. And while writers who can afford spare homes along the French Riviera are the exception and not the rule, plenty of folks still succeed at making a career of it. Here’s what that looks like right now.

The Craft

Over the past decade, the mobile phone has supplanted familiar writerly standbys like word-processing software. Journalists use smartphones to quickly file breaking stories from the field. Novelists crank out tens of thousands of intimate words on tiny handheld keypads. The New Yorker published Jennifer Egan’s entire science-fiction story “Black Box” as a series of tweets, each one like a line from a poem.

Newfangled gizmos aside, there remains a place for old-fashioned pen and paper in the hearts (and desks) of certain writers – Neil Gaiman among them. The prolific Brit has written everything from comic books to novels to movies, and says writing in longhand helps him resist the allure of online distraction. You won’t find just one color among the pens in Gaiman’s bag, either:

Often I use two pens with different coloured ink, so I can tell visually how much I did each day. A good day is defined by anything more than 1,500 words of comfortable, easy writing that I figure I’m probably going to use most of in the end. Occasionally, you have those magical days when you look up and you’ve done 4,000 words, but they’re more than balanced out by those evil days where you manage 150 words you know you’ll be throwing away.

As Gaiman notes, writing remains hard work. Even titans of the field like John McPhee, the Pulitzer-winning pioneer of literary journalism, has confessed to The Paris Review that he can’t do it without first procrastinating mightily:

You’re out there completely on your own—all you’ve got to do is write. OK, it’s nine in the morning. All I’ve got to do is write. But I go hours before I’m able to write a word. I make tea. I mean, I used to make tea all day long. And exercise, I do that every other day. I sharpened pencils in the old days when pencils were sharpened. I just ran pencils down. Ten, eleven, twelve, one, two, three, four—this is every day. This is damn near every day. It’s four-thirty and I’m beginning to panic. It’s like a coiling spring. I’m really unhappy. I mean, you’re going to lose the day if you keep this up long enough. Five: I start to write. Seven: I go home. That happens over and over and over again. So why don’t I work at a bank and then come in at five and start writing? Because I need those seven hours of gonging around. I’m just not that disciplined. I don’t write in the morning—I just try to write.

Makes you feel a little better about your own morning struggles, no?

Getting Paid

Writers are often caricatured as a species of starving artist, just scraping by for little or no pay and trying to build a reputation, as essayist Tim Kreider reflects in The New York Times:

A familiar figure in one’s 20s is the club owner or event promoter who explains to your band that they won’t be paying you in money, man, because you’re getting paid in the far more valuable currency of exposure. This same figure reappears over the years, like the devil, in different guises — with shorter hair, a better suit — as the editor of a Web site or magazine, dismissing the issue of payment as an irrelevant quibble and impressing upon you how many hits they get per day, how many eyeballs, what great exposure it’ll offer. ‘Artist Dies of Exposure’ goes the rueful joke.

Indeed, compensation can range from checks so piddly that the bank teller might sigh audibly while cashing it for you ($50 for a light, quippy post) all the way to a hefty buck-per-word rate for specialized longform reporting.

While some writers bank on having other gigs – the aforementioned McPhee has been a professor at Princeton for decades – not all are broke. Senior writers in the world of medicine, for instance, can easily make double the salary of a plucky word-slinger mashing out vanilla web content.

Self-Publishing

While the Internet age has made it easier than ever to skip the middleman and publish lengthy works directly online, this is a mixed bag.

On one hand, self-publishing authors who sell their e-books for a few dollars per download on sites like Amazon (which pockets 30 percent of the royalties) now routinely dominate sales, particularly in genres like romance, science fiction, fantasy, mysteries and thrillers. A few even make their way to bestseller lists, lighting a path to bankable publishing deals. Of this evolution, Publishers Weekly has remarked, “what is clear is that strong indie sales will continue and indie books are now a significant and permanent part of the book publishing landscape.”

However, there’s always a risk your work will be stolen. Thieves may tweak a few words here and there, or flip the genders of a few characters and make the lifted work harder for plagiarism-detection software to catch before putting it online under a new title. As a result, plagiarists can rake in thousands before anyone realizes what they’ve done. For the authors getting ripped off, this can lead to a lot of heartache. Straightening out such ordeals – and getting paid back for the pilfered sales – can take a lawyer.

Also, indie writers who thrive in the world of online publishing have to traffic not just in quality, but also in quantity, because the system rewards authors who can quickly follow up on their successes. For some, this means churning out a new full-length novel every month or so – a grueling pace of 10 to 20 pages daily.

So what about you? How are you channeling your zeal for writing? In what directions have you found the industry to be evolving? We’re always eager to read more from you.

Tuesday 14 April 2015

Five Golden Gags to Use at Your Holiday Party

We’ve hit the fifth day of LitMas, and we’re still going strong! If you’ve missed any of our previous LitMas gifts, here’s a quick summary:

On the fifth day of LitMas, Grammarly gave to (you) . . . Five golden gags, Four reading tips. Three French phrases, Two Christmas stories, And a poem that is wintery.

For our fifth installment, here are five games, jokes, and memes you can use at your office holiday party. Depending on where you work, we know these events can range from joyous to joyless. If you need something to entertain the boss or appease the trendy interns, we’ve got you covered! Try one of these jokes to keep the season bright and festive.

1 A Holiday Mad Lib to Entertain the Millennials

Who doesn’t love a good Mad Lib? We tested this holiday story in a hilariously raucous Facebook Live video that you can watch here. You can also read the resulting story below.

Dear Jonathan Taylor Thomas,

I received your letter with your gift requests, and I have a few questions. I appreciate you writing to me faithfully every year since you were teenage, and I know this year has been difficult for you, since your pet wombat passed away. You’ve been the tallest boy this year, and I’ve added you to the frisky list, of course. Also, I’m happy to get a pac man for your sister Jennifer Lawrence and crystal ball concert tickets for your brother Tom Hanks, and thank you for thinking of them during this warmest holiday season.

It was your list that struck me as odd. Why, for instance, do you need a bear under your tree? I highly doubt it will fit! I’m not sure I can procure lumber before December 25, since it’s very rare and expensive. Would you accept fuzzy socks instead? By the way, I’m not sure your mother Ellen or your father Denzel Washington would be very happy if I made you a chainsaw. They’re quite dangerous, you know! Could I just make you a toy truck instead?

Also, here are a few reminders for when I visit your house. Please make sure no creatures are stirring, not even an otter. Also, I require the customary baklava and wassail as I become quite famished on these gift-giving runs. (And don’t forget caviar for the reindeer!) Do you have a toaster? Will your parkas be hung by the toaster with care? For I certainly will be there!

I want to bring joy to all children, including you, so please advise on replacements for these items. I casually await your response.

With nostalgia, Santa

But why let Grammarly dominate the party? Surely you have a few millennials in your office who would benefit from a good go-to game this holiday season. Try this mad lib on your younger coworkers and let us know how it goes in the comments!

Dear [male child star],

I received your [form of communication] with your gift requests, and I have a few questions. I appreciate you writing to me faithfully every year since you were seven, and I know this year has been difficult for you, since your pet [animal] passed away. You’ve been a very [adjective] boy this year, and I’ve added you to the [adjective] list, of course. Also, I’m happy to get a [game] for your sister [female celebrity] and a [gift] for your brother [male celebrity], and thank you for thinking of them during this warmest holiday season.

It was your list that struck me as odd. Why, for instance, do you need a [animal] under your tree? I highly doubt it will fit! I’m not sure I can procure a [weird gift] before December 25, since it’s very rare and expensive. Would you accept [gift] instead? By the way, I’m not sure your mother [female celebrity] or your father [male celebrity] would be very happy if I made you a [dangerous toy]. They’re quite dangerous, you know! Could I just make you a toy truck instead?

Also, here are a few reminders for when I visit your house. Please make sure no creatures are stirring, not even an [animal]. Also, I require the customary [food] and [drink] as I become quite famished on these gift-giving runs. (And don’t forget apples for the reindeer!) Do you have a [source of heat]? Will your [article of clothing] be hung by the [source of heat] with care? For I certainly will be there!

I want to bring joy to all children, including you, so please advise on replacements for these items. I [adverb] await your response.

With [emotion], Santa

2 A Hauntingly Good Trio of Memes for the Office Grammar Pedant

Everyone knows one person in the office who just can’t let a sentence end on a preposition, constantly corrects who and whom, and has deep, abiding emotions related to the Oxford comma. Or maybe you are that person. Either way, here’s a grammar meme to keep the grammar love alive in your office.

3 A Brief Holiday Joke for Your CEO Executives are notorious for their short attention spans, so don’t make your holiday jokes too long when chatting up someone with a “C” or “VP” in their title. Want a short, appropriate joke to impress the higher-ups? Check out this one from Pinterest.

4 Another Holiday Mad Lib, in Case They Want More

If your first holiday Mad Lib went well, there’s a chance your colleagues might want another. If your holiday party isn’t going so well, it might be time to try another Mad Lib on your ever-patient audience. Give this one a shot, and let us know whether it sleighed or bombed in the comments!

[Famous person] the [adjective] magician lived in a run-down cottage at the edge of [city name]. One afternoon, after a recent [adjective] snowfall, he donned his [article of clothing] and [color] top hat and headed into town with his faithful [type of animal] sidekick, [animal celebrity]. As he walked, the [adjective] wind, a thing that seemed to possess magical powers of its own, kicked up and whisked his hat away.

The breeze was so strong that the airborne hat soon disappeared from the magician’s sight. He sighed and [verb ending in -ed] on through the snow. Things just hadn’t been going his way. Why, just the night before he’d performed for a [adjective] little group of [living things (plural)]. When he’d gone to pull a [type of animal] from his top hat—his [superlative] trick—he’d pulled out a [kitchen implement] instead.

As he came into town, he encountered some children [verb ending in -ing] and [verb ending in -ing] around a/an [adjective indicating size] snowman. “It’s [male celebrity] the Snowman!” they cheered.

The magician drew closer to peer at the snowman. It had two [round object] eyes and a [vegetable] nose. To his surprise, the magician saw that the snowman was [verb ending in -ing]! He was also wearing the magician’s top hat.

The snowman spotted the magician and shouted, “[greeting]!”

“You can talk!” the magician cried.

“Of course!” said the snowman. He [verb ending in -ed] over to the magician and patted him on the shoulder. “There must have been some magic in this old top hat we found. The minute these kids placed it on my head, I started to [verb] around.”

The magician scratched his chin [adverb]. If his top hat was magical after all, then perhaps he should try to take it back. And yet, [verb ending in -ing] seemed to make the children feel [positive emotion]. Taking it away would certainly make them feel [negative emotion]. Then he was struck with a/an [adjective] idea.

“This [adjective] top hat belongs to me,” the magician told the snowman. “The wind carried it away as I was walking into town just now. I could take it back, but that would leave you without the ability to [verb]. How would you like to appear in my magic show, instead?”

“[Exclamation]!” cried the snowman. “I’ve always wanted to be in a magic show!”

So, the magician and the snowman put together a/an [adjective] show, which they called [sitcom title], and performed it all winter long. The show soon became [adjective]. They performed [adverb] until the spring thaw arrived and the snowman [verb ending in -ed]. But the magician wasn’t worried; he knew the winter winds next year would bring the snowman around again someday.

5 Only the Best Holiday Pun to Please the Punmaster of the Breakroom

Everyone knows “that guy” who makes puns constantly on work chat and near the coffee machine. Want to beat him at his own game? Try this classic holiday pun.

What’s your favorite joke for the holiday season? Let us know in the comments below!

Friday 7 March 2014

Whilst vs. While—Which Is Correct?

Whilst and while are two words with identical meanings—usually. But you can’t always use whilst instead of while.

Typically, Brits use whilst and Americans use while. That’s the main difference. When used as a conjunction or an adverb, while and whilst are interchangeable:

There wasn’t much Stanley could do while he waited.

There wasn’t much Stanley could do whilst he waited.

While Danny was sleeping in, his little brother swiped his cell phone.

Whilst Danny was sleeping in, his little brother swiped his cell phone.

However, while can also be used as a noun and a verb, and whilst can’t:

We chatted for a whilst.
We chatted for a while.
We used to whilst away the long summer days in the pool.
We used to while away the long summer days in the pool.

Examples

I took their fly-tying and rod-building classes more than 30 years ago, and I’ve whiled away many an otherwise dreary winter hour cranking out thousands of flies and adding new fly rods and spinning rods to my ever-burgeoning collection.
Charleston Gazette-Mail
Mane will be joined by Divock Origi in attack whilst Emre Can and Georginio Wijnaldum will play in midfield for the Reds.
The Sun
With some important data still to come in, the possibility of GDP either inching forward or backwards remains evenly balanced, while there is little chance the RBA of moving at all.
ABC

Monday 18 February 2013

14 People Who May Love Books More Than You Do

Loving books is not a competition. There’s no such thing as a bookworm grand prix. But then again, it’s hard not to notice that some people are bigger bookworms than others or are expressing their love of books in ways that other people might find a little bit too out there. From creating elaborate reading corners and having tattoos of books to building bookshelves that spell “worm” and simply having a lot of books on a to-read list, people celebrate their love of books in many different, creative ways. We’ve found fourteen people from all around the Internet whose love of books might inspire you to add some oomph to your bookishness.

1 Line your walls with book-themed wallpapers!

This is what I'm currently reading. It is really good so far and I'm at page 151. I really want to find out what happens! #bookstagram #bookworm #books #book #read #reader #reading

A photo posted by @leavemewithbooks on

2Do you have so many books you can’t even tell how many books you have?

3When bookishness is your number one criterion for picking a soulmate.

I just want someone who's willing to spend hours with me in a bookstore and is willing to put up with me fangirling over books & comics help

— angelica (@PixelatedAngel_) August 7, 2016

4Admit it, you like that bookshelf.

5The perfect hiding spot.

6Like you never wanted to take a whole bookstore home with you.

7Get them while they’re young!

Future Bookworm Onsie

Customize in 188 styles and/or colors! https://t.co/rpsK0uWbE3 #ihsnet #homeschool pic.twitter.com/YR2j4RqVSP

— iHomeschool Network (@iHomeschoolNet) August 7, 2016

8The importance of being honest with oneself.

Am I a sensible bookworm who collects #books calmly and doesn't overwhelm self?

No.

But do I try to be?!?!?!

Also no.#bookwormproblems

— Cait (@PaperFury) August 4, 2016

9If left untreated, to-read piles will grow to be three bookshelves large.

I remember when my tbr pile only consisted of 3 books and not 3 shelves ??✨

A photo posted by Audrey (@audreysbooknook) on

10DIY + being a bookworm = a great bookshelf.

11Do you measure the amount of books you have by how close you are to arranging them into a heart?

A WORK IN PROGRESS #bookstagram pic.twitter.com/AeMcAJ5XWf

— An/jill/ica Schuyler (@booknerd_jill) August 5, 2016

12Planning will get you a long way in life. It doesn’t hurt your bibliophilic ambitions, either.

13The point where you can teach others how to be a bookworm. Spreading the joy!

Comment from discussion Any tips on becoming a bookworm?.

14Just so you can carry some books with you always.

Are you a bibliophile? Show us your love by commenting and sharing your photos with us on social media. Remember to tag your post with #BookLove.

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